HERLOFF says ...

As clean as they can possibly get: see-through, menstruation-free women who never shit!

Hey Jude

Meet the ... roblob

Yeah, it's an ad - but it's a good ad!

World's oldest man dies - again!

I read this morning that the world's oldest man, japanese Tomoji Tanabe, aged 113, has died, which made me recall the last time - and the last time - and the last time - I read that the "World's oldest person died".

I guess that's what you call a recyclable headline. I  wonder how many of those exist in the secret archives of the media? The cyclic reincarnation of news snippets. A whole new scientific field to explore.

Here are some of the recyclable headlines I can think of ...

• World's oldest person dies
• Summer is here!
• George Bush mistakes countries in speech
• Top politician resigns after sex scandal (recyclable mainly in England and the US)
• Heavy snow stops traffic
• Russian journalist killed in the street
• ...

You got any?

Mission Impossible: Making sense!

It's worse, much, MUCH worse than I thought. In this Scientology promotion video Tom Cruise proves himself absolutely, utterly and definitively insane. I strongly recommend watching this video from start to finish - even if it's almost 10 minutes of fucked up, insane, senseless idiocy.

I'm speechless!! Well, I guess it all makes sense to him.

PS. The "SP's" he talks about are "Suppressive Persons" - the enemies of Scientology ... whom he apparently is having a BLAST fighting fervently.

See Wikipedia for more on SP's and the weird world of the Sci-Fi religion.

Over-education leads to ugliness, premature aging and beard growth

Warning! Watching cyclists can seriously damage your sanity!

If you've watched the video of smiling Copenhagen police officers distributing free hemlets and hugs, you may regard this video as the complete antithesis to that.

This is absurd - not just the actions of the police officer - but the fact that he actually dared report the incident as an assault on himself! 100 witnesses standing around ... with cell phones ...

What an idiot!

Herloff @ Twitter

I don't know if I'll find the time to update or write anything worth reading, but I've joined the Twitter groundswell nevertheless. There's a new Twitter feed in the sidebar, and you can follow me by clicking the link below the updates. BUT - not without my approval, as I want to know who's reading!

Well, in DK, the Twitter "groundswell" isn't really happening yet, but seeing the amount of microblogging-like status updates on Facebook, I believe Twitter will take off in DK as it did in the US.

Don't expect intimate revelations, though. I am extremely careful when it comes to protecting my privacy, although I do admit to be suffering from a mild case of Publicitis.

I'll be Twittin' in Danish - so sorry to my friends abroad. You'll just have to do with this place. *hugs*

Olsen 2000: Flaai, baby, flaaaa-aahaiii

Not my kind of music, really, but this song still makes me smile like an idiot! There's something so fundamentally happy about it that I simply can't help it! :D